Uni can make you a princess…
Once upon a time, a young brunette embarked on her journey to study for a degree in Art History at University of St Andrews.
One day, she took part in the University’s Fashion Show where she modelled a see-through mesh skirt. She decided that one item was enough and wore it down the catwalk as a boob tube dress.
It was this walk that led her to Buckingham Palace…
As Prince William, heir to the throne after his Father Charles, watched on, the slender beauty caught his eye as she strode down the catwalk in her revealing outfit.
He had met his princess. Together, they courted; they briefly separated and then started courting again. In this time they went travelling and prince William took his late Mother’s engagement ring with him.
As he travelled with his ‘moderate’ backpack with the Sapphire and diamond ring inside, he proposed to his long-term girlfriend and student buddy Kate Middleton.
The pair celebrated and quickly announced their engagement to the British media. The soon-to-be princess donned a Sapphire blue dress matching her ring as she revelled in her newly found royalty.
She is the envy of many wannabe royalty WAG’s. Since the proposal the couple have assertively decided to marry on 29th April at Westminster Abbey (where Prince William sadly buried his mother, Princess Diana) ‘the royal church.’
The government have even announced that it will be a national holiday.
In the after-math of proposed cuts student’s placards read ‘I can’t meet my Prince at Uni now’ referring to the fairytale that Kate Middleton will finish happily ever after.
The End.
